In the last week...
1) After putting away the groceries, I realized I had lost the new bottle of liquid laundry detergent. My wife found it. In the freezer.
2) Recently attended my wife Tonya's family reunion, and even though she and I have been married 10 years, some of her relatives insist on calling me by her ex-husband's name. I was not offended though, because these same people -- her own relatives -- introduced her repeatedly as "Bruce."
3) It wasn't the fact that I locked my keys in my truck. It was that I stood in front of it for a good 30 seconds wondering why the engine was running.
4) Pulled out my iPhone to find out the current temperature, only to realize I was standing in front of a thermometer. I, of course, immediately launched my Google app to find out how many degrees each little black line measured.
5) Decided to start labeling objects with stickers identifying them by what my 6-year-old son calls them. This is why the ice cream machine at our local Golden Corral now offers flavors in vanilla, chocolate, and chocolate squirrel.
hmmmmmm chocolate Squirrel.
ReplyDeleteI do believe I can make that here in the middle of nowhere Indiana!